murkurlur: augustuswtrs: artistic-therapist: augustuswtrs: people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’ you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’ vadidgeridoos
This looks like a Smiths Album cover.
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
paint-the-stripes-white: thebooker: When you recommend a book to someone and they hate it Or a band that you REALLY like and they don’t like them